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General Statement regarding the username associated with this account (31;5)
Hello, GTB Cummie here,
A certain new regulation within this estate has recently come to my attention and I believe it is appropriate that I should address the confusion that might occur with regards to my pseudonym - Cummie.
For those who might be unaware of this new regulation, it states, and I quote:Quote
- At no point in time; may a member of Ace Clan have any username that includes any foul language or anything that could be deemed inappropriate by the proper authorities.
In order to prevent any confusions with regards to the connotations that my pseudonym might have, I hereby clarify that the username Cummie is merely an acronym for:
C - The Associateship of
U - Revolutionary
M - Central
M - Democratic
I - Leadership under
E - Cummie (Refer to the aforementioned acronym)
and therefore has no inappropriate connotations.
Thanks for your time.
Tencent more like Ten-percent effort in making a shitty game! But in general, its quite obvious that this is not targetted at a western audience. China is quite a big market for League of Legends and when I was I China for holidays a few years prior it is quite surreal to see the number of people that played League clones on mobile. No matter age, gender or profession, it seemed to me that everyone was playing league clones on their phones -, especially aboard the metro. In addition to this, almost all (male) college student spend their free time sweating over League, both over the professional scene as well as their own games. (Fun fact, rather than Netflix and Chill, in Chinese there is a phrase that's translated to come over and play some LOL which have similar sexual connotations.) Therefore Tencent - the EA of the east is capitalizing on this as usual. Tencent, as the greedy capitalists they are, have been pushing Riot to make League on mobile for quite a few years now and now it seems that Riot had alike many other fallen to the evil that is pressure from the plutocrats. Furthermore, there is nothing we can do about it. As the Chinese market is just going to swallow this mobile version up, one can do nothing in the western market to express one's unsatisfaction but rifle their discontent. However, I do not think this will impact the quality of League of Legends on PC. After all, Riot games, the sweet million dollar indie company they are will support us faithful players til the grass turn blue, the sky turns green, and my wallet turns empty as they release one shitty Lux skin after another.
General Statement regarding the position that is the commanding officer
Hello, Cummie GBT here once again with another General Statment (or G.S. as I will refer to it as from now on).
Today I would like to comment and criticize the upper administrative's decision in appointing Shadow_hopper as the commanding officer. While I have personally nothing against Shadow_hopper, and in fact is supportive of the decision this promotion, I would like to criticize the manner in which he was appointed.
As the term 'appointed' implies, Shadow_hopper's position is not democratically elected. While some might say the end (in this case a capable commander) justifies the means, I must disagree otherwise. As both a member of the League of Legends department as well as being a strong advocate for democratic centralism. I strongly believe that future administrative positions should be filled with consideration of public consensus, i.e. open elections and nominations from those such a position are responsible for.
Once again, I emphasize that I do not disagree with this specific appointment but appointments in general. While I understand that in the early stages of such an estate, the appointment of members into administrative positions is necessary, I wish such appointments as characterized by its synarchist nature will be gradually replaced by a representative democracy.
In conclusion, I do not want shadow to be all smug just because he has a little more power than I do!
Hello everyone, Cummie GTB here. Always honoured to see that my efforts are appreciated. As Hitler once said,“if you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like it.”, I will encourage further members to do the same. While it might take time and energy, all efforts will be rewarded in a fair society. Of course, one might ask, 'does that not contradict my ideology as I believe, after all, all are equal and should be treated equally?' I must disagree otherwise. Never have I said all efforts should be rewarded the same, and in fact, the polar opposite is true. In juxtaposition to what one might commonly assume, as demonstrated by the Stakhanovite movement, labour and work are what needs to be rewarded upon in a fair and equal society. Therefore, through this, I believe that this estate has demonstrated its fairness and its equality and I do and am commanding on this virtue. So, yes, do keep in mind that effort and sacrifices are required in order to progress. As Stalin starved those Russian peasants in order to industrialise, a comparable endeavour should be attempted. That's all folks!
General Statement on my current position
I have just been notified that I am relieved of my position of Chief Editor of this Estate,
While I am sorry to inform you this and will still be continuing my general statements regarding different matters, I have now being appointed General Tea Boy.
As GTB, I have the responsibility of tasting the tea before it is served to the public. By donating my saliva I will make sure that all tea is up to standard before it is served before our patrons.
Hence, from this day forward, do refer to me as Cummie GTB. rather than Cummie CE.
Thanks for your time!
A really nice and sweet plot of a Disney movie
Once upon a time, there was a fair prince name Roe.
While he was not the popular type, he was a kind, caring soul.
He has a friend or two and he was satisfied,
Not knowing the special today had now arrived.
In his view, Roe saw a fair and beautiful maiden.
Never saw her before, she dressed in black like a raven.
It seems her family was on exile from neighbouring land.
Roe welcomed them with luxurious wine and dine.
The not yet romanticised Roe fell in love in first sight,
The maiden was pretty and dear with her skin snow white.
She was thankful for the meal as her eyes became brighter,
and Roe knew she was the one as his head grew lighter.
Soon they made love through the evening all night.
In the garden of the palace with no one in sight.
The maiden whispered and caressed Roe's below,
while Roe shouted aloud as he had never felt as so.
What Roe did not know was the people were starving,
Eating the stocks of the trees while his royalties were dining.
Soon showed up at the gates were a crowd of man,
Covered in coal they were digging to the day's end.
They shouted on the top of their lungs as they made their demands.
They were unhappy, hungry and could no longer live off the lands.
The prince and his advisors were tyrants they say.
Taxing so much they could no longer give any away.
Join the revolution, they convinced the observers,
We wait no longer for reforms, nor hear the prince's orders.
Ignorant of this Roe continued to sleep in his bed.
Not knowing today is the last day before his palace is painted red.
The crowd charges into his bedroom and grabbed on Roe's head,
To the guillotine, they shouted, and off with his head!
Alongside Roe, kneed down the maiden,
She is a spy they pointed, a witch who turned craven.
Before Roe eyes were the people he served,
No longer a tyrant, Roe received what he deserved.
With a clean chopping sound, his head fell on the ground,
Taking one last breath, as the people were throwing his head around.
The monarchy was abolished and a republic was established.
Where one had equal rights as the elite, as the constitution had published.
People were cheering on the street and you could hear the laughter.
The nation lives on, and they lived, happily ever after.